Hello and welcome!

Zoe Kirk-Robinson outside Bolton Town HallHello! I’m Zoë Kirk-Robinson, the Conservative Party candidate for Tonge with the Haulgh in the 2014 local elections in Bolton. I’m an active member of the community in Tonge, having set up the Eldon Street neighbourhood watch, which reduced crime and antisocial behaviour in the area.

Outside of politics, I am a writer, artist and videographer. Several of my stories are available for download on this website. There are links to my comics and videos as well.

If you want to get in touch, I’m always happy to hear from you. You can either e-mail me or send me a message on social media. I am most active on Twitter, Facebook and Google+. Feel free to drop me a line.

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